July 2012
114 posts
How you gonna be at the same bar I’m at but get mad at me looking at others…. I’m doing me
Jul 1st
June 2012
83 posts
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Here’s my number so text me maybe Five one five eight Oh two eight one fo’ one
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
8,681 notes
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
beautifuldynamite: Genuinely, especially if the person is attractive.
Jun 29th
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“If you think fat people have no self-control consider the fact that they haven’t...”
– novaya zemlya (via pussybow) This.
Jun 29th
4,836 notes
Oh lawd jesus
Why couldn’t I been born light skinned and skinny
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
Fuck feelings.
That is all.
Jun 28th
Thinking on how our relationship has changed…… the one thing I miss the most is the feeling of anticipation and nervousness I would get before I’d see her….. we’d talk on the phone or text for hours during the week but there was nothing like the feeling seeing her for the first time all over again…. I honestly never thought I’d lose that feeling…
Jun 27th
Somebody I that I used to know.
Good song. Really, a great song. But not when you hear it all fucking day. I started my shift at 4pm… and I have successfully heard it 6 times tonight on 3 different radio stations. This is too much.
Jun 27th
One thing I’ve noticed as a cab driver is that people drive way too fast. For no apparent reason either…like,if the speed limit is 30, people drive a minimum of 37, most drive 40. And in parking lots? Where do I start??? Anyway, this is my PSA: Slow the fuck down.
Jun 27th
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Some days, pants are not appropriate. This is one of those days…. BUT I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT……. Fuck.
Jun 26th
Jun 25th
49 notes
I'm just gonna be single for the rest of my life.
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
77 notes
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Jun 23rd
Feel free to fuck off
Jun 23rd
1 note
John Q
Watching this movie before I go to work….. I forgot how sad it is….
Jun 22nd
1 note
Numb.
It is what it is.
Jun 21st
Jun 20th
29,725 notes
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cloudsaresinging: deathlymad: laralaralara: delladilly: slattern: i’m not prepared for adulthood what are taxes and how do you “do” them what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to… [At the age of 27] *How do you change the power settings on the microwave *Why can’t books have as many pictures as...
Jun 20th
21,389 notes
“It’s easier to say a thought than act on it.”
– Me
Jun 20th
I need to find a place where I have 24 hour access to my drums….. I haven’t played in two weeks and 3 days and 12 hours. This has to stop.
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
3 notes
Needs: Better health (diet exercise and blah blah blah) A better job A new apartment A better credit score A better vehicle (preferably a Tahoe or a BBC, but that’s not all that important) Wants: New t-shirts New Nike’s and J’s A watch New Dickies pants and shorts New Era fitted caps (I don’t wear snap backs) Good drink Good smoke Bigger TV As of right now, the wants are severely...
Jun 20th
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Jun 19th
4,382 notes
Mom 10 years ago: stop playing with your food
Mom now: stop taking pictures of your food
Jun 19th
320 notes
Jun 19th
12 notes
You are not fat.
lexieatshealthy: You are a soul. You are a mind. You are not fat. You have fat. You also have fingernails, but you aren’t fingernails, are you? You have hair, but you aren’t hair, are you? You have fat, but you are not fat. You are beautiful.
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
263 notes
Jun 19th
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Even after the cloudiest days and the darkest...
Jun 19th
4 notes
I need Buffalo Wild Wings in my mouth.
Right now.
Jun 19th
I wish I could tell my dog
“Hey chill the Fuck out right now I’m sick and we ain’t playing fetch right now” bit she wouldn’t understand…. she just keeps coming to me with toys with that “hey fat ass I’m fucking ready to go outside get out of bed and let’s go play!” look in her eyes… Ugh this dog is gonna drive me crazy today.
Jun 16th
Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
127 notes
albrie: wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY...
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
Jun 13th
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WatchWatch
satans-testicle: jesus christ She is too cute to be that clumsy
Jun 12th
61,556 notes
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
Jun 12th
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Jun 11th
7,324 notes
Outkast has not put out a real album in 12 years
suckmesleezi: nobadbitchhere: zsram: kingjaffejoffer: Speakerboxx/Love Below was two solo albums, Dre & Big only collaborated on 2-3 tracks. Idlewild was a period piece from the 30s.  So it’s been 12 years since Stankonia dropped.  And when you think about it, Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik came out in 1994, so they put out albums for six years until 2000.  Outkast has been...
Jun 11th
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