How you gonna be at the same bar I’m at but get mad at me looking at others…. I’m doing me
Here’s my number so text me maybe Five one five eight Oh two eight one fo’ one
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beautifuldynamite: Genuinely, especially if the person is attractive.
If you think fat people have no self-control consider the fact that they haven’t...– novaya zemlya (via pussybow) This.
Oh lawd jesus
Why couldn’t I been born light skinned and skinny
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That is all.
Thinking on how our relationship has changed…… the one thing I miss the most is the feeling of anticipation and nervousness I would get before I’d see her….. we’d talk on the phone or text for hours during the week but there was nothing like the feeling seeing her for the first time all over again…. I honestly never thought I’d lose that feeling…
Somebody I that I used to know.
Good song. Really, a great song. But not when you hear it all fucking day. I started my shift at 4pm… and I have successfully heard it 6 times tonight on 3 different radio stations. This is too much.
One thing I’ve noticed as a cab driver is that people drive way too fast. For no apparent reason either…like,if the speed limit is 30, people drive a minimum of 37, most drive 40. And in parking lots? Where do I start??? Anyway, this is my PSA: Slow the fuck down.
Some days, pants are not appropriate. This is one of those days…. BUT I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT……. Fuck.
I'm just gonna be single for the rest of my life.
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Feel free to fuck off
Watching this movie before I go to work….. I forgot how sad it is….
It is what it is.
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It’s easier to say a thought than act on it.– Me
I need to find a place where I have 24 hour access to my drums….. I haven’t played in two weeks and 3 days and 12 hours. This has to stop.
Needs: Better health (diet exercise and blah blah blah) A better job A new apartment A better credit score A better vehicle (preferably a Tahoe or a BBC, but that’s not all that important) Wants: New t-shirts New Nike’s and J’s A watch New Dickies pants and shorts New Era fitted caps (I don’t wear snap backs) Good drink Good smoke Bigger TV As of right now, the wants are severely...
Mom 10 years ago: stop playing with your food
Mom now: stop taking pictures of your food
You are not fat.
lexieatshealthy: You are a soul. You are a mind. You are not fat. You have fat. You also have fingernails, but you aren’t fingernails, are you? You have hair, but you aren’t hair, are you? You have fat, but you are not fat. You are beautiful.
Even after the cloudiest days and the darkest...
I need Buffalo Wild Wings in my mouth.
I wish I could tell my dog
“Hey chill the Fuck out right now I’m sick and we ain’t playing fetch right now” bit she wouldn’t understand…. she just keeps coming to me with toys with that “hey fat ass I’m fucking ready to go outside get out of bed and let’s go play!” look in her eyes… Ugh this dog is gonna drive me crazy today.
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satans-testicle: jesus christ She is too cute to be that clumsy
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
Outkast has not put out a real album in 12 years
suckmesleezi: nobadbitchhere: zsram: kingjaffejoffer: Speakerboxx/Love Below was two solo albums, Dre & Big only collaborated on 2-3 tracks. Idlewild was a period piece from the 30s. So it’s been 12 years since Stankonia dropped. And when you think about it, Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik came out in 1994, so they put out albums for six years until 2000. Outkast has been...