September 2011
76 posts
Moving this weekend.
Creaking the fuck out. Why is shot so expensive? $100 for this. $200 for that. $300 for something else. And that doesn’t even include rent and deposit. Fuck. Truck rental plus mileage, gas, water, electricity, boxes, packing, etc. Fuck.
Who here is willing to make a donation to the...
Hahaha, I’m kinda freaking out…. But trying to make lemonade with all these damn lemons.
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via arreter)
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www-creedthoughts-gov:
bettynewbie:
Everyone always makes out morning sex to be the best thing in the world, but what about morning breath.. And morning everything else…
what about morning deal with it
Me and Sarah always brush our teeth first, then get back in the bed and go at it ;)
Good morning..... (TMI)
Waking up to Sarah saying “Babe, I’m horny” is the best way to start my day. Best breakfast ever ;)
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Perks of being with a big guy.
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fuckyeahchristopherpogue:
Aside from the obvious cuddle perks. As a big guy I will throw you around and dominate the fuck out of you in the bedroom. No joke.
This is true.
…also you can’t cuddle with a skinny guy. That just doesn’t make sense.
where are these men?!!?!?!? everyone i’ve been with gets scared he’ll hurt me. UNFF. DOMINATE ME.
This is what...
thunderpandaaaaaaaaaaa:
craig-browens:
THIS AIN’T A SCENE IT’S A
GAH
DEH
ARH
REH
I’m a leetle man, and I’m also evil, also into cats.
Also into cats.
“Now I don’t know what the hell this song is talkin’ bout…. Do you?” *kanye shrug*
missillzmatic-deactivated201201 asked: DRUMMER! YESSS! :) But yeah dude, what you're going through is just a delay, really. Just gotta hang in there. Do work. Stay focused. Get outta this rut. :)
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Good news (kinda)
I actually have a chance to get the car back, but the bank is giving me two weeks to come up with the late payments PLUS $2000…. Total $2500…. That’s two months gross income. I can’t do this :(
My car is gone. Can't get it back.
I was two months behind in payments, yet working to get caught up. Fuck. Now I can’t get to work. If I can’t work, I can’t have the money required to move. If I can’t move, Sarah will hate me, and I’ll be homeless, jobless, and carless. F.M.L. I need help.
I am stressed, depressed, and I need help.
This has been one of the worst weeks ever. Like, I’m running out of options….. I love my friends and family. I love you all.
I've had a pretty shitty day, or I was until I saw...
We looked at our apartment, then went to dinner (best burritos on campus) then watched tv. She went home, and now I’m just here, missing her.
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October 1st cannot come soon enough.....
Sarah and I got approved on our apartment and that’s our move-in date. I. Can’t. Wait.
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Things I want right now:
Pizza from Papa Murphy’s.
Newports.
Grey Goose with Monster.
Head.
Is this too much to ask for?
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Hey, let's all hang out and talk about work!
Ugh these people are annoying.
Why does Lloyd look like Sammy Davis Jr. ?
Reblog if you love cuddles.
FUCK.
An ex of mine just hit me up on some “why you don’t ever call me? Why don’t you ever text back?” Bullshit…….. I’m annoyed to the fucking max. That is the reason why I hadn’t signed into Facebook chat forever because of shit like this….. I was like we didn’t end on a good note, remember? You owe me $650, remember? Then she was like yeah...
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Is it sad that I have to start No-Shave November...
Really?
Did I just hear MOS FUCKING DEF in a commercial for UGG FUCKING BOOTS (for men) starring TOM FUCKING BRADY????? Ugh…. I’m disgusted. A part of the hip hop lover in me just died. I can’t take it. And Tom Brady? GTFOH with that shit son.
Ugh things are really getting to me today.....
The phone works both fucking ways. Why get mad at me for not calling as often as you’d like? I mean, I do call. But you? You haven’t dialed my number in two years. Sooooo…. who’s fucking fault is that?
Damn ESPN NFL announcers tonight need to un-clench...
September 24th. Rampage VS John Jones for UFC...
It’s. About. To Go. DOWN.
