August 2011
19 posts
See I always find yeah I always find somethin'...
You been puttin’ up with my shit just way too long. I’m so gifted at finding what I don’t like the MOST. So I think it’s time, for us to have a toast. Let’s have a toast for the deuchebags. Let’s have a toast for the assholes. Let’s have a toast for the scumbags. Every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll...
Aug 31st
Aug 29th
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My mission for this weekend....
Find a fake beard for Halloween. Celebrity themed party. I’ll be Rick Ross. Or Biggie if I can’t find a beard up to the Boss’ standards. Either way, I’m getting a Coogi sweater.
Aug 26th
Drinking by myself on a Thursday.... Fuck I need a...
We’re both intoxicated because neither of us can handle our individual living arrangements. Fuck I miss her. I can’t wait for tomorrow. After work I’m going home then I’m gonna go buy her some flowers and drive up to spend the weekend with her :)
Aug 26th
Drinking today away.....
Hello, SoCo!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 24th
Some of the most self-reflecting lyrics I've ever...
If I could change I would Take back the pain I would Retrace every wrong move that I’ve made I would If I could stand up and take the blame I would If I could take all my shame to the grave I would It’s easier to run….. - Linkin Park
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
I GOTTA STOP DRINKING ON WEEK NIGHTS.
Got drunk Sunday on Patron. Last night? Patron. Tonight… Smirnoff. Fuck my liver.
Aug 17th
Aug 15th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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barefeetdreams: how big my penis/boobs are a famous person i’ve been compared to. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex. the best thing that has happened to me this week. weird things i do when i’m alone. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look. something that makes me sad when i think about it. would i rather be...
Aug 9th
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“THERE ARE 31 LETTERS IN THE WHITE ALPHABET!!!”
– Tracey Jordan, 30 Rock The best fucking show ever.
Aug 9th
Aug 8th
“‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and...”
– Ellen Degeneres  (via maddyshines)
Aug 8th
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Reblog if you're in fucking LOVE with your own...
Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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Reblog if you're not pregnant.
euphoricallyspeaking: lol fuck-me-because-i-:
Aug 6th
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I love 30 Rock. Huge crush on Tina Fey. Tracy...
Aug 6th